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Tagged by :axelpyro-08: for Kingdom Hearts.
1.) Axel
2.) Namine
3.) Roxas
4.) Kairi
5.) Demyx
6.) Sora
7.) Zexion
8.) Riku
9.) Yuna
10.) Rikku
11.) Paine
12.) Larxene
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sora/Paine. Oh wow
I dont think Sora would really survive Paines moody, Gothic viciousness.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kairi. Kairi is a f***ing babe. H-O-T. Got it memorized?

sorry, I couldnt resist.
3. What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant?
If Riku got Larxene pregnant. Crap
when she found out, shed probably go nuts and people would be getting murdered left and right. Itd be like PMS, but WAY worse.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Yuna? Yeah, lots. I read a one sided Marluxia/Yuna fic a while ago.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sora/Kairi. They make a fairly cute couple

Not my most favorite, but I like it. Im not too much for fluff.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Demyx/Yuna or Demyx/Rikku. Its kinda hard to decide
but Id have to say Demyx/Yuna. Both are musically talented; what, with Demyxs sitar and Yunas beautiful singing voice.
7. What would happen if Twelve walked in on Two and Seven having sex?
If Larxene walked in on Zexion and Kairi having sex? Shes probably freeze for a moment, then go off to read her lovely Marquis de Sade.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic:
Roxas/Rikku? Um
Okay, I got one
The cunning Al Bhed thief infiltrates a strange computer and ends up in a digitally created version of Twilight Town. How will Rikku get back to the real world? How will she cope with the weirdness? And how will she get that sickeningly adorable blonde boy out of her head? Especially when shes falling for him.
9.) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Axel/Riku. Im sure that some weird, very bored fan has. But, ew.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
A Zexion/Larxene hurt/comfort fic
odd
seeing as how Larxene is a cruel sadist who likes inflicting pain. Itd probably be something dark and sinisterly damaging.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Kairi deflowering Axel? Itd probably be the other way around

but I can see it happening either way. Id probably use something along the lines of Stockholm syndrome.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Roxas. Yeah, I can think of a few off of the top of my head
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Paine? Im sure one of them does. I wish, I love Paine
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Namine/Kairi/Demyx? If they were on Mary Jane
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Rikku. Well, she seems like a screamer
maybe something like OH PICKLES!!! or something random and crazy that doesnt even apply to sex.
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Riku
hmm
maybe High Rise by Ladytron, but as a smutty humor fic.
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Axel/Sora/Larxene? Oh god
14.) WARNING OF CAUTION: COMPLETE PEDO AND CRACK AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Seven?
Sweet little Namine using a pickup line on sexy Zexy

maybe something like Ill turn that frown upside down, but shes a bit too shy to do that.
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Demyx. Last week between him and Ariel.
20. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Sora? A zebra jock-strap, anal beads, and a key
to a chastity belt

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Paine shagging Yuna. Theyd never shag each other drunk OR sober.
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Zexion/Roxas. I think Zexion would top, but thats not my favorite couple.
23. (1) and (3) are in a happy relationship until (3) suddenly runs off with (2). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12) then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (4).
Axel and Roxas are in a happy relationship until Roxas suddenly runs off with Namine. Axel, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Paine and a brief unhappy affair with Larxene then follows the wise advice of Demyx and finds true love with Kairi.
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Zexion/Riku. Think What the hell?! cause Riku killed Zexion.
25. Twenty-fifth question?
Nope. Theres none.

you're next! You have to do Ouran High School Host Club!
And to all of you who read this, you're tagged too

Devious Comments
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E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
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Saix: " what's that in your pants?"
Xigbar: " YOUR MOMS IN MY PANTS!!!!"
Saix: "...........Mommy...................?"
Xaldin:" alright!! which one of you cock suckers put their penis in the toaster again?!" * >:C *
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E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
--
E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
Ooooo
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"The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear."
Check out my Fanfics =3 I'd really appreciate it!
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Saix: " what's that in your pants?"
Xigbar: " YOUR MOMS IN MY PANTS!!!!"
Saix: "...........Mommy...................?"
Xaldin:" alright!! which one of you cock suckers put their penis in the toaster again?!" * >:C *
--
E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
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Light: I AM JUSTICE!!!!
L: No, no your not...
Near: Your just a pain
Light: *emo corner*
But then again...Yagami backwards is "I'm a gay"...
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E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
--
Light: I AM JUSTICE!!!!
L: No, no your not...
Near: Your just a pain
Light: *emo corner*
--
E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
--
Light: I AM JUSTICE!!!!
L: No, no your not...
Near: Your just a pain
Light: *emo corner*
--
E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
--
"The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear."
Check out my Fanfics =3 I'd really appreciate it!
--
E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
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"The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear."
Check out my Fanfics =3 I'd really appreciate it!
--
E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
--
E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
--
E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
--
Saix: " what's that in your pants?"
Xigbar: " YOUR MOMS IN MY PANTS!!!!"
Saix: "...........Mommy...................?"
Xaldin:" alright!! which one of you cock suckers put their penis in the toaster again?!" * >:C *
Wait... tell Axel! This will give you two a chance to spend time together... and he'll protect you!
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"The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear."
Check out my Fanfics =3 I'd really appreciate it!
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"If light and darkness are eternal,then we nothings must be the same"
YAY TO THE NOBODIES!!!!
My buddies are my life!!!!
Twilight is the only way,join it or DIE!!!!!!!
HUGS SHOULD RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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E-10 rated game=No yaoi
Kingdom Hearts=E-10 game, meant for the kids
NO REAL YAOI. IT'S ALL IN YOU'RE IMMATURE HEADS. And just cause two people are best friends for real doesn't mean they're gay. Be rational for once. Truth hurts eh?
"Got it memorized?
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