Just joking Tagged by :axelpyro-08: for Kingdom Hearts.

1.) Axel
2.) Namine
3.) Roxas
4.) Kairi
5.) Demyx
6.) Sora
7.) Zexion
8.) Riku
9.) Yuna
10.) Rikku
11.) Paine
12.) Larxene


1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sora/Paine. Oh wow…I don’t think Sora would really survive Paine’s moody, Gothic viciousness.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kairi. Kairi is a f***ing babe. H-O-T. Got it memorized? sorry, I couldn’t resist.

3. What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant?
If Riku got Larxene pregnant. Crap…when she found out, she’d probably go nuts and people would be getting murdered left and right. It’d be like PMS, but WAY worse.

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Yuna? Yeah, lots. I read a one sided Marluxia/Yuna fic a while ago.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sora/Kairi. They make a fairly cute couple Not my most favorite, but I like it. I’m not too much for fluff.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Demyx/Yuna or Demyx/Rikku. It’s kinda hard to decide…but I’d have to say Demyx/Yuna. Both are musically talented; what, with Demyx’s sitar and Yuna’s beautiful singing voice.

7. What would happen if Twelve walked in on Two and Seven having sex?
If Larxene walked in on Zexion and Kairi having sex? She’s probably freeze for a moment, then go off to read her lovely Marquis de Sade.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic:
Roxas/Rikku? Um…Okay, I got one
The cunning Al Bhed thief infiltrates a strange computer and ends up in a digitally created version of Twilight Town. How will Rikku get back to the real world? How will she cope with the weirdness? And how will she get that sickeningly adorable blonde boy out of her head? Especially when she’s falling for him.
9.) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Axel/Riku. I’m sure that some weird, very bored fan has. But, ew.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
A Zexion/Larxene hurt/comfort fic…odd…seeing as how Larxene is a cruel sadist who likes inflicting pain. It’d probably be something dark and sinisterly damaging.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Kairi deflowering Axel? It’d probably be the other way around but I can see it happening either way. I’d probably use something along the lines of Stockholm syndrome.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Roxas. Yeah, I can think of a few off of the top of my head

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Paine? I’m sure one of them does. I wish, I love Paine

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Namine/Kairi/Demyx? If they were on Mary Jane

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Rikku. Well, she seems like a screamer…maybe something like “OH PICKLES!!!” or something random and crazy that doesn’t even apply to sex.

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Riku…hmm…maybe High Rise by Ladytron, but as a smutty humor fic.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Axel/Sora/Larxene? Oh god…
14.) WARNING OF CAUTION: COMPLETE PEDO AND CRACK AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Seven?
Sweet little Namine using a pickup line on sexy Zexy maybe something like “I’ll turn that frown upside down”, but she’s a bit too shy to do that.

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Demyx. Last week between him and Ariel.

20. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Sora? A zebra jock-strap, anal beads, and a key…to a chastity belt

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Paine shagging Yuna. They’d never shag each other drunk OR sober.

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Zexion/Roxas. I think Zexion would top, but that’s not my favorite couple.

23. “(1) and (3) are in a happy relationship until (3) suddenly runs off with (2). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12) then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (4).”
Axel and Roxas are in a happy relationship until Roxas suddenly runs off with Namine. Axel, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Paine and a brief unhappy affair with Larxene then follows the wise advice of Demyx and finds true love with Kairi.


24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Zexion/Riku. Think “What the hell?!” cause Riku killed Zexion.

25. Twenty-fifth question?
Nope. There’s none.

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